heathyr: this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites
wurnbo: did i allow u to have fun without me
framesjanco: IT ANNOYS ME TO NO END THAT PEOPLE GET ALL UP IN ARMS WHEN SOMEONE TALKS ABOUT FEMINISM AND THEY GET THAT LOOK IN THEIR EYE LIKE “OH GOD HERE WE GO AGAIN” YEAH HERE WE FUCKING GO AGAIN I’M GOING TO BEAT YOU WITH A BOX OF TAMPONS AND SOME BRAS IF YOU KEEP PATRONIZING A MOVEMENT THAT EXISTS BECAUSE YOU ROLL YOUR EYES WHEN I TALK ABOUT EQUALITY
sabrinagrimm: sabrinagrimm: WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
foreveralone-lyguy: troix: foreveralone-lyguy: internetexplorers: change the world today by doing a thing How much thing? like 8 thing That’s too much thing
shavingryansprivates: hannabarbarian: basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal i don’t think that’s how you play basketball
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
muggins-dixon: tea-books-and-blankets: yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel. “I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy “Fuck you guys, I’m wearing shorts” the epic conclusion.
genocidercyo: clockey: you’re the window to my wall you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
londongrimshaw: [falls in the shower] parkour
yeezytaughtme: love yourself like kanye loves himself believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
beeleebay: “I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.
zeldabuddy: travelingmadness: proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending
onemanshighfashionblog: isnt it ‘curious’ that Dumbledore is gay and his wand looks like anal beads
snitskys: hearing your favourite song while you’re doing something and stopping so you can just
pizzaforpresident: if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die